![]() |
Go.to/Stecher | home
![]() Go.to/Stecher | Files | Quotes and Poems | Party Pictures | My Car | Cool Rides | Items For Sale | Things To Think About
![]() ![]() IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who
pees on the seat.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no
work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
So . . . why is it again that we work?
This will blow your mind...! Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!! Try this
its actually quite good. But don't cheat! Count the number of F's in the
following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it? Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three?
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moooo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes life 100%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then H A R D W O R K
8 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
and K N O W L E D G E
14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T I T U D E
1 20 14 20 21 4 5 = 100%
and B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far A S S E K I S S I N G
1 19 19 5 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 121% will take you.
|
![]() |