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Things To Think AboutPrison vs. WorkIN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who
pees on the seat.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no
work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
So . . . why is it again that we work?
Quick Eye Exam...This will blow your mind...! Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!! Try this
its actually quite good. But don't cheat! Count the number of F's in the
following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it? Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three?
"Bud"A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moooo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
The Basic Maths of Life Proves that Attitude is the SecretEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes life 100%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then H A R D W O R K
8 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
and K N O W L E D G E
14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T I T U D E
1 20 14 20 21 4 5 = 100%
and B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far A S S E K I S S I N G
1 19 19 5 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 121% will take you.